How we rate the anime and wine we drink.
One star/ Dragon Ball Evolution wine: No one wants to be here.
Two Star/ Boxed anime: Some look down on you. You’re not the best wine, you’re not the best anime but you get the job done.
Three Star/Merlot anime: Not great, Not bad. Old reliable. We pick you up at the grocery store after a long day. We watch you after a long week.
Four star/ Sparkling anime: Now we’re getting fancy. We can’t really afford you . That rare anime that speaks to us. The studio Ghibli of wines
Five star/ Canned anime: The highest honor we can bestow on any anime/wine. You’ll remember seeing this anime. If the wine is good enough you may not remember the night.